Catchphrase Monday

In what's sure to be a new ongoing feature that won't last more than a month, I'll be attempting to work a new catchphrase into society every week.  Feel free to use it, but give me full credit and be sure to send cash royalties.

Okay, so you know how every goddamned day you have to deal with some enormous douche and a large part of you wants to tell him to choke on your shorthairs?  I think instead of saying, "Hey, stop blowing smoke up my ass", we should all start saying, "Hey, stop blowing vinegar up my vagina".  First, it makes a lot more sense than blowing smoke up your ass and also you get to say vagina.

Alternate uses can include, "Stop with the vin in the vaj", "Why are you drowning my muskrat in balsamic?" and "This ain't Summer and I'm not Eve".

Comments

[Greg]

Very Entertaining

[Greg]

You'll have to get the main one out before using the alternatives; "Stop with the vin in the vaj" is currently a catchphrase elsewhere in the world thanks to Vin Diesl's fling with Indian royalty.

[cj]

you have a vagina?

[pi beta]

Catchphrase Monday is all well and good and off to a smashing start.

But keep your cooking condiments out of my cootchie and give us all what we really want:

Pornography Wednesday

--tj

[snowy]

i hope this doesn't go the way of hotmail haiku tuesdays.

[sue]

What cj said.

[roveberg]

I'm going to actively use that catch-phrase in my daily life today. I'll let you know how it goes ...

[Sweet Chuck]

I started laughing at "choke on my shorthairs", and didn't stop until I fell of my chair.

[frstlymil]

In keeping with the theme of vinegar (a liquid) - any suggestions on going further to work in "You expect me to swallow that?"

[Jillian]

LOL -- Great idea.

I concur with the choice of phrases.

[K]

Ew.

[Scott-san]

This is a little too close to the "sand in the vagina," which has really become a nuisance down here. So to speak.

[EV]

What if we don't want them to stop?

[gg]

great.

i'm howling, crying, and the librarians are staring at me.